War Of The Sexes letra

I dream that one day i'll have a child
And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?"
But it's not going to happen

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen
Retain this fact i'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter
What little you think you're letting by her sly
She senses you're near her and smells your desire
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher
Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after
She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool thats when she ends up liking you as a friend
You're not playing at hard to get
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

And you wanna know what, listen..

The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her
You think i'm fucking mad don't ya but i don't shag on my own
Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man
You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man
It's much easier talking to him, he doesn't suspect you want anything

Just tell him something like
Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?
It's abc making a he break with glee
'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses
Do you know what i'm talking about that's why i'm talking about

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

The woman is a highly socially-practised
Master in body language, dab-handed actress
She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary
I cannot state this enough
She must not clock your flop
You can't placard your march
Your threws seclude your moves
Or you're colluding well weapon

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

And remember not to get hammered either
'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail

The Streets - Letras

• A Blip on a Screen
• ABC
• All Goes Out The Window
• All Got Our Runnins
• Alleged Legends
• Blinded By The Light
• Blip On A Screen
• Call My Phone Thinking I'm Doing Nothing Better
• Can't Con An Honest John
• Could Well Be In
• Deluded In My Mind
• Don't Mug Yourself
• Dry Your Eyes
• Empty Cans
• Everything Is Borrowed
• Fake Streets Hats
• Fit But You Know It
• Geezerz Need Excitement
• Get Out Of My House
• Going Through Hell
• Has It Come To This
• Heaven for the Weather
• Hotel Expressionism
• I Love You More (than You Like Me)
• In The Middle
• It Was Supposed To Be So Easy
• It's Too Late
• Let's Push Things Forward
• Lock The Locks
• Love You More
• Memento Mori
• Never Give In
• Never Went To Church
• Not Addicted
• O. T. L.
• OMG
• On the Edge of a Cliff
• On the Flip of a Coin
• Pranging Out
• Puzzled By People
• Roof of Your Car
• Same Old Thing
• Sharp Darts
• Stay Positive
• Strongest Person I Know
• Such A Twat
• Take Me As I Am
• The Escapist
• The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living
• The Irony of it All
• The Sherry End
• The Way of the Dodo
• Too Much Brandy
• Trust Me
• Turn The Page
• Turn Your Face Into The Sun
• Two Nations
• War Of The Sexes
• We Can Never Be Friends
• Weak Become Heroes
• What Is He Thinking
• When You Wasn't Famous
• Where My Heart Has Been
• Who Dares Wins
• Who Got The Funk
• Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way
• Your Song